v-day stands for *victorious* in this case

too many negative words to describe how we all feel about this holiday. regardless if you have a honey or not, you still feel bad for some reason. you're stressed because you're not bikini body ready yet so lingerie is out, you can't cook or bake, lap dance class is not quite a last minute option which leads to disappointment, or you just plain feel awful for those who don't have someone to appreciate and love on this ridiculous day dedicated to *being in love.* it's a prejudiced holiday and i'm angered just talking to you about it.

ok, i took a few minutes to do some breathing and now i'm over being a brat because i came up with the best idea to get over the impending doom of alone-tine's day: buy yourself or a dear friend who listens to you weap about your lack of love an *i-love-you/me* gift. suggestions? i happen to have a few:

1. house of harlow ring


specifically this one because it nestles in snugly on the middle finger.


2. sweet lingerie



no, you do not have to be a VS model to wear the charming cami and panty sets we have at mod/nos. what's the difference between this and that? i'll tell you...

last night i happened to catch a late 70s/80s (?) version of real sex and there was this woman teaching some workshop to ladies about being a slut vs. a goddess. it was quite the episode and if you missed it then you should go to the library asap and rent the vhs because basically it's a great pick-me-up. in a nutshell, you can make questionable decisions the entire time you're in your 20s and then *poof* you switch over to goddess and everything that you did in the past is erased because now you wear belly dancing and cleopatra outfits and stand around in a circle with other former sluts and do some intense breathing where things that you never knew could happen *do* and all of a sudden Madam Former Slut decides "that's enough for today" and now you are granted with the power of seduction even if you still choose to hide behind those crazy librarian glasses that cover your entire face or made poor choices the past 20 years at the beauty parlor. yes, ladies, this is what the 70s and sexiness is all about. so come get your (tame) version of goddessness and dance in your underwear in front of the mirror in the comfort of your own home and feel great this v-day about becoming a goddess (or a slut if that's where you are at this particular point in your life).

well, that's enough suggestions for now. you win this valentine's day. and technically, you now owe me for the free advice but we'll call it even if you come visit us this weekend. if you're lucky we'll throw in some breathing techniques, gratis. you're welcome.

oh, p.s. the cami sets come in six different color combos, all available at mod/nos, just in case the pink one is mocking you too much.