gone are the days of Gladys

so here i am bitchezzzz. out with the old and in with the new hot sexy stylish charming fascinating bestest-ever mannequin, as the saying goes. i've been hearing allllllll these stories about Gladys and the fame she gained from being the "it" girl on Allen but now we're on Hertel and it's my turn. after all, i'm the fly on the wall. i'm the captain that steers the ship. i'm the baddest girl in the bad girls club. i'm the Kim of the Kardashians. i live in the window at mod/nos hertel-style and that makes me the eyes and ears of the Avenue but yet no one has attempted to follow me around or hide in the tree that i stand beside and pop out to take my picture unexpectedly, almost dropping my baby or getting out of a limo sans underpinnings. no, i'm NOT a washed-up has-been so why does no one do a story about ME? the time has come to take matters into my own hands, future fans.

like i said, here i am, standing all bad-ass in the left side of the window if you're facing the store. all layered up, i'm guessing we're going for the snow bunny look which totally makes sense but only if i'm the kind of snow bunny who faux skis. instead you'll find me sipping hot toddies by the fireplace in the lodge while having the fireplace boy massage my bare feet, which is so because mod/nos does not yet carry shoes. or snow boots.

might i also comment on how sexily i stand here in the window, unlike Gladys the Bore. my left leg juts out just so, creating a beautiful silhouette for my size two (zero) frame. the way i stand makes me look like i am in motion which makes me a very spicy and dynamic mannequin, although i heard when you walk you swing left arm with right leg but ambulation is new to me so what do i know. i'm sure i'll learn more about that when i go to modeling school in the spring.

in closing, i'm going to go above and beyond my duties as a model and let you know that i heard the owners talking about a sale that is going on until sunday. holiday dresses are 25% off and since i know you all are party-ers i'm sure you're going to need something to wear before you drink so much of the punch that you are not wearing your party dress.

ciao for now...