box this

sup ladies and gents. Gladdi-O here. i see that new mannequin person, Gwendolyn (i call her Gwench) thinks she's hysterical and posted something about how amazing her poses are something or other which i'm super unhappy about but will happen NO MORE because i snapped off her magnetic legs and hands and tied her old-school style to the tree she stood so proudly beside and now she has all of 36 hours to sit there and think twice about stealing my thunder ever again! hopefully by the time they find her Sunday morning all the flora and fauna will have gnawed off the rest of her limbs and she will regret setting foot in the new store.

anyhow, avoid your own drama boxing day and this sunday only enjoy 30% off your entire purchase. this sale excludes previous purchases.

p.s. i love bold font.

p.m.s. don't mess with the mannequin.