hohoho! gladdi-o here! so wtf, the girls started some rumor about me having a baby or some craziness. just because i got caught in the basement with Hans (hottttt male bust form. no brain but his body is slammin) doesn't mean we were makin bacon, you know what i'm sayin? why am i talkin all gangsta? because hos. it goes with the new ghetto booty that i acquired over the past few months from not being pregnant. don't make Hans bust out his glock and make me get caught like some innocent former fly girl with a bad-a@# boyfriend. my name is gladdi-o so go wit it.
omg, people! back to why i'm writing and back to being the valley girl that you know and love! speaking of love, i love christmas! i was just thinking about christmas in july and then i noticed that someone else apparently loves christmas as well because allllll of Hertel avenue is decorated in anticipation of Santa and cookies and of course, presents! it's so perfect, it's on the same street as the store! i feel like the luckiest gal in the world! it's like someone's reading my mind! or maybe i'm psychic! either way, yay!!!
wow, so okay, i need to get a frozen hot chocolate and do some shopping. and so do you! just like last year, you're going to need a holiday dress. strapless is always good in this heat. there just happen to be some cute ones at mod/nos. plus, oh my god, becky. the sale rack is on sale AND is an additional 50% off. let's get to it!
also, this weekend (meaning thursday through sunday) for the christmas in july special, the girls wanted me to tell you that there is an additional 15% off your entire purchase. so get your bum in gear and get here for the celebra....wait, what? the girls are trying to tell me that there's some festival for Italians this weekend and not for christmas celebrators?!? i'm so confused because the whole street is like red, white and green with like strings of lights and i thought that meant christmas but apparently it means Italians. whatev, to me it's christmas in july!
peace...
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